Low-Effort Backyard Gardening in Central Florida

Dear Reader: I am not actually *doing* any of this yet. I'm just taking notes for when I have time, and I thought you might like these notes, too.

People teaching others how to grow stuff in Central Florida:

https://www.youtube.com/@JerrasGarden - Based in Orlando, also has a garden shop where you can buy plants.

Fruits and Berries

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Native to Central Florida

Muscadine Grape

From David the Good: "I interviewed my friend Dave Taylor this last week about growing muscadine grapes. He’s got a nice little commercial U-pick muscadine grape operation in north/central Florida and has had great success in growing muscadines. I can vouch for the flavor – they’re incredible! He has over 15 varieties, including the delicious concord and muscadine hybrid cultivar Southern Home." https://thesurvivalgardener.com/how-to-grow-muscadine-grapes/

The U-Pick muscadine place: https://www.ocala.com/story/news/local/2016/09/06/muscadines-not-your-average-grape-remains-favorite/25505108007/

Elderberry - https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/HS1390

Florida Persimmon https://blogs.ifas.ufl.edu/hortsciencesdept/2023/10/19/persimmons-a-florida-fruit-treasure/

Red Mulberry - Male trees produce pollen that is highly allergenic for humans, exacerbating asthma and other issues. Female trees produce delicious fruit. The trees grow very large and take many years to start producing. The fruit will stain concrete, such as sidewalks and paved paths. Birds will enjoy the fruit and then drop mulberry-stained poops far and wide, including places you thought were safe because the tree doesn't reach there. I love them, except for the allergy part, but I'm also hypocrytical because I don't think I'm going to plant one myself. https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/fr326

Sea Grape - Many lists of Florida native edibles include the sea grape. From what I gather, the fruit is mostly pit and has such a low yield that it doesn't make sense to grow them for food.

Passionflower - From University of Florida: "Passion flower's ovoid (egg-shaped), green fruits are edible, but not very tasty. The fruits you may know as "passion fruit" come from another species. Retailers sell the pulp of passion flower's South American cousin (Passiflora edulis) as "passion fruit juice." Unfortunately, P. edulis is predicted to become invasive." https://gardeningsolutions.ifas.ufl.edu/plants/ornamentals/passion-flower.html

Native to the Americas, but not to Central Florida

Jaboticaba

Jaboticaba: A Fruit Worth the Wait "I have had this growing for over 10 years now, and it has recently begun to fruit profusely, sometimes twice per year. [...] Although a slow growing tree, if you have patience, it will reward you with beauty, fragrance and fruit. It is suitable to plant in a large container, as it rarely gets taller than 8- 10 feet even in the ground."

https://mamasnowcooks.com/gardening/growing-jaboticabas-in-florida/

Jamaica Cherry - SO GOOD

There are a couple plants that are sometimes called "Jamaica Cherry". The ones I'm talking about are not acerola cherries. Acerola cherries are tart. Jamaica cherries taste like magic unicorn dust. If you tried Coke Starlight, one of the first of the weird new Cokes, it tasted like regular coke plus Jamaica cherry.